Gaie Houston

Day in the life American in Europe. I wake up in the morning with no AC to the smell of cigarettes drenched in sweat. At 9 AM, I get pickpocketed. Then I go out for breakfast. The service around here is a load of crap. After 45 minutes, I finally get a standard European portion of food. At 10 AM, I wash it down with some real food. Then I go to the